Agree tearfully, "Whatever you want," but stay gloomy

Yell "Why never consider me?" and refuse to talk

Suggest "Museum in the morning, festival in the afternoon."

Agree silently, but complain on social media

Clean alone in tears, journal self-blame

Yell "Is this a hotel to you?" and slam dishes

Create a chore list to divide tasks

Pretend not to notice, but mess up their things on purpose

Look down, hold tears, "I'm fine."

Yell "That's enough!" and leave the dinner

Privately say, "That joke hurt my feelings."

Sneer and distance from their friends

Cry under the covers, feel like a burden

Yell "Is the game more important?" and smash the console

Say, "I need you to get me a glass of water."

Refuse their help, tough it out alone

Delete saved guides silently, lose sleep

Yell "How dare you change my plan?" and tear the itinerary

Ask, "Can we keep the parts I loved?"

Follow their plan, but stay angry the whole time

Cry in your room, doubt their love

Yell "You don't care about me!" and break a gift

Say, "This anniversary means a lot to me."

Pretend not to care, but check their phone secretly

Cry secretly, feel worthless

Yell "Are you ashamed of me?" and leave the house

Say, "I need time to adjust—and your support."

Silent treatment for a week, avoid job talks

Cry in the corner, blame yourself for not fitting in

Yell "This is boring!" and leave early

Tell them, "I need you to stay by me."

Phone scroll the whole time, break up later

Change in tears, wear what they like

Yell "You know nothing about style!" and tear their gift

Say, "I prefer comfort—let's find a middle ground."

Agree publicly, but buy more of your style secretly

Cry alone, feel unappreciated

Yell "You never value my efforts!" and knock over the cake

Say, "Your reaction means a lot to me."

Stop surprising them, keep distance

Beg tearfully, "Stop chatting," and lose sleep

Yell "Are you cheating?" and drop their phone

Say, "I need you to consider my feelings."

Silent for two weeks, but spy with a fake account

Agree in tears, "Whatever you say," but feel depressed

Yell "My way or no way!" and slam the map

Suggest "List pros and cons first."

Refuse to talk, spam them with moving company calls

Skip eating, cry until dehydrated at home

Yell "You don't care about me!" and flip the table

Say, "I'm allergic to this—remind me next time."

Pretend to eat, break up after stomach pumping

Cry in your room, feel robbed of rituals

Yell "Is money more important than time?" and refuse the red packet

Say, "I'd rather spend the day with you."

Accept it but give silent treatment, "Whatever."

Cry while picking up pieces, doubt "Am I too childish?"

Yell "How dare you touch my stuff?" and smash their game console

Say, "These comics matter to me—respect my hobby."

Secretly throw away their sneakers as revenge, pretend nothing happened

Reply tearfully, "It's okay, play on," and go to the hospital alone

Yell "Just marry the game!" and throw the controller

Say, "I need you to take me to the hospital now."

Refuse their help, break up after recovery

Ask tearfully, "Am I not good enough?" and stalk the profile all night

Yell "Do you even see me?" and delete their account

Say, "Frequent liking makes me uncomfortable."

Like more opposite sex photos in revenge, pretend not to care

Agree in tears, cry in the restroom on the wedding day

Yell "Marry yourself!" and tear the invitations

Say, "Let's blend our ideas."

Pretend to cooperate, but arrive late on purpose

Cry walking home, text "Leave me alone."

Yell "Did you forget your brain?" and break their umbrella gift

Say, "It's raining—can you pick me up?"

Take a taxi and silent treatment for a week, refuse to explain

Cry in your room, feel dignity trampled

Yell "Who needs your support?" and dump their takeout

Say, "I need support, not charity."

Accept but splurge recklessly as revenge

Cry, "Am I that bad?" and plan plastic surgery

Yell "Go be with them!" and smash their trophy

Say, "Comparisons hurt me."

Secretly list their flaws in a comparison table

Agree in tears, feel awkward at the party

Yell "You always control me!" and tear the invitations

Say, "How about 5 people?"

Agree publicly but invite more secretly, causing a fight

Repair in silence, "It's fine."

Yell "Do you know how hard this was to get?" and break their collectible

Say, "This figurine means a lot to me."

Break their item on purpose, "Now we're even."

Cry in your room, refuse all events

Yell "All you do is mock me!" and tear the script

Say, "I need your encouragement."

Spread their embarrassing stories as revenge

Ask tearfully, "Don't you trust me?" and start a hidden diary

Yell "How dare you!" and set double passwords

Say, "I need privacy."

Check their phone in revenge, install monitoring software

Agree in tears, "Your call," but refuse intimacy

Yell "Break up if you don't want kids!" and smash the pregnancy guide

Say, "Let's seek professional advice."

Agree publicly, but take birth control pills secretly

Cry in the corner, feel like an outsider

Yell "Do you even see me here?" and leave early

Tell them, "I need you to introduce me to your family."

Expose their embarrassing stories to family for revenge

Apologize in tears, "I'm useless," give up dreams

Yell "You never believed in me!" and smash office equipment

Say, "I need your trust."

Use their savings secretly for a new startup, disappear after failure

Over-sensitive emotional release

Anger from unmet control needs

A signal of poor communication

Proof of irreconcilable differences